Je vais te faire sucer une bite au gloryhole local

So not cool, babe. Not cool. Not cool at all.

Okay? Um, you can't just, you know, turn all the lights off and tell me to get ready to have sex with you,

and then send your buddy in! So not fair! Oh my God, you know, I could tell the difference right away.

For one thing, his dick was way bigger than yours.

Which you probably knew anyway, because I see you guys are awfully fucking close.